Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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