I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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