His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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