There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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