We're like a lot better than the average bears
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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