Define "chronic" masturbator.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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