dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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