They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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