i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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