I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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