Whod you bang
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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