Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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