so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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