WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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