i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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