Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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