So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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