Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
