some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Randomize
