i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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