But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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