yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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