im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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