Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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