But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
he shaved USA in his pubs
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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