3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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