Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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