Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
You were trust falling into bushes
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