Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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