She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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