no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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