I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
