No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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