Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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