No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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