I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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