direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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