fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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