i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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