I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Randomize
