I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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