Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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