Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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