Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
birth control should be required to get into college
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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