This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
FUCK WHALES
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