She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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