You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
