He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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