why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
There r osticjed everywhere
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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