Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Randomize
